No sir, I'm not gonna call in sick today
Just because you're lonely and
Tonight, I'm not gonna make you dinner
I'll be washing my hair
And no way am I gonna tell that girl you like
She's your one and your only when
You're in my building, doing your laundry
With those quarters I spared
I know you like it when I help you
But now I think I need some help, too
CHORUS
I've been doing you right
You've
been doing me wrong
I take you out at night
And you string me along
No more saying "yes"
'Cause
I break every time I bend
No more 'cause-I-love-yous
As long as we're just friends
So go ahead and
call me at midnight
Just because you're lonely
and
Tonight, I'll switch my phone to silent
Say my dog has the flu
And tomorrow
morning, when my phone's blowing up
I won't hear
your personal ringtone
I think we need some time
apart and
It's not me; it's you
I know you miss me when I'm not with you
But
see, when you're around, I miss me, too
CHORUS
It hurts me, too
Each time I tell you "no"
But you've got a hold on me
And I need to start letting go
I've been doing you right
You've been doing me wrong
No
more 'cause-I-love-yous
CHORUS
No, you can't use my car
'Cause you're costing me gas
And I'm not coming over
So
don't even ask
No more saying "yes"
'Cause I break more with every bend
No more 'cause-I-love-yous
No
more kiss-and-hug-yous
No more baby-won't-yous
As long as we're just friends
